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I wish i was your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves

I wish i was your derivative So I could lie tangent to your curves Pickup Line Scientist
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My mother says that I'm not a doctor... But that doesn't mean that we can't play it

My mother says that I'm not a doctor... But that doesn't mean that we can't play it Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, DO YOU MIND If i stick my flashdrive in you usb port?

HEY GIRL, DO YOU MIND If i stick my flashdrive in you usb port? Pickup Line Scientist
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you want to have anal sex with a horse let me put on some mortis sermon

you want to have anal sex with a horse let me put on some mortis sermon Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you a black hole? Cuz time stops when I'm around you

Are you a black hole? Cuz time stops when I'm around you Pickup Line Scientist
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Curti sua foto, mas na verdade queria te dar uns beijos

Curti sua foto, mas na verdade queria te dar uns beijos Pickup Line Scientist
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I call my wang Black Beard Cause he plunders the booty.

I call my wang Black Beard Cause he plunders the booty. Pickup Line Scientist
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WOAH HOT BABYYY

WOAH HOT BABYYY Pickup Line Scientist
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Hi im joe delaney, my couch pulls out BUT I DONT!

Hi im joe delaney, my couch pulls out BUT I DONT! Pickup Line Scientist
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Valentines Day? Lol bitches love me everyday of the year

Valentines Day? Lol bitches love me everyday of the year Pickup Line Scientist
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