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You have beautiful eyes... Can I touch them?

You have beautiful eyes... Can I touch them? Pickup Line Scientist
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Hmmmm... Im gonna make you my bitch.

Hmmmm... Im gonna make you my bitch. Pickup Line Scientist
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hey girl, are you hydrogen oxygen radon yttrium? cause you make me horny

hey girl, are you hydrogen oxygen radon yttrium? cause you make me horny Pickup Line Scientist
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If i could rearrange the periodic table i would put uranium and iodine together

If i could rearrange the periodic table i would put uranium and iodine together Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you a quadratic Function? 'cause your ass is like a parabola

Are you a quadratic Function? 'cause your ass is like a parabola Pickup Line Scientist
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Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!

Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor! Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl, are you a scalar of 2? Because when you're here my vector doubles in length.

Hey girl, are you a scalar of 2? Because when you're here my vector doubles in length. Pickup Line Scientist
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You must be a router Because when i get closer to you the signal only gets stronger

You must be a router Because when i get closer to you the signal only gets stronger Pickup Line Scientist
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Please don't reject me as an outlier Because you are the q test

Please don't reject me as an outlier Because you are the q test Pickup Line Scientist
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Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves

Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves Pickup Line Scientist
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