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I'll do you like my homework Slam you on the table and do you all night long

I'll do you like my homework Slam you on the table and do you all night long Pickup Line Scientist
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baby, i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves

baby, i wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves Pickup Line Scientist
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Cross your heart and hope to die Stick a needle in your eye

Cross your heart and hope to die Stick a needle in your eye Pickup Line Scientist
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hey baby, you want my dick? no? well here it comes anyway!

hey baby, you want my dick? no? well here it comes anyway! Pickup Line Scientist
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Lets make like vector components, you give me your x-direction And i'll give you my wide erection

Lets make like vector components, you give me your x-direction And i'll give you my wide erection Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you sin(x)/cos(x) You're super tan

Are you sin(x)/cos(x) You're super tan Pickup Line Scientist
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i drink pineapple juice every morning you'll thank me later

i drink pineapple juice every morning you'll thank me later Pickup Line Scientist
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I don't need protection 'cause quantum physics says we'll never touch

I don't need protection 'cause quantum physics says we'll never touch Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE DOCTOR WHO ? That means you would love to not talk to me... I have a radio dj degree.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LOVE DOCTOR WHO ? That means you would love to not talk to me... I have a radio dj degree. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey Girl, you are a QT 3.141

Hey Girl, you are a QT 3.141 Pickup Line Scientist
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