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Baby, you must be the sodium acetate to my water because together, we make things hot

Baby, you must be the sodium acetate to my water because together, we make things hot Pickup Line Scientist
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your energy quanta is making my Planck constant

your energy quanta is making my Planck constant Pickup Line Scientist
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i spread apart thighs like projectile neutrons spread apart the nucleus of an atom.

i spread apart thighs like projectile neutrons spread apart the nucleus of an atom. Pickup Line Scientist
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hey baby, i'm a linux user show me them ttys

hey baby, i'm a linux user show me them ttys Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby you make me feel... Like a virus on a Windows computer.

Baby you make me feel... Like a virus on a Windows computer. Pickup Line Scientist
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i listened to lil wayne yesterday i lost my virginity today

i listened to lil wayne yesterday i lost my virginity today Pickup Line Scientist
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She asked for (ohms^-1) so i gave that bitch siemens bitches love siemens

She asked for (ohms^-1) so i gave that bitch siemens bitches love siemens Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl, you must be nor-epinephrine cause you sure increasing my heart rate

Hey girl, you must be nor-epinephrine cause you sure increasing my heart rate Pickup Line Scientist
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Fuck my ass hahaha I'm a horny bastard

Fuck my ass hahaha I'm a horny bastard Pickup Line Scientist
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You will fuck me jedi mind trick

You will fuck me jedi mind trick Pickup Line Scientist
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