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Show me your vagina as a klingon lady warrior doing th'kot because tonight i certainly have a throbbing star trek boner but not deep space nine and def. not voyager, lol wth. oh no, red shirt. crap!

Show me your vagina as a klingon lady warrior doing th'kot because tonight i certainly have a throbbing star trek boner but not deep space nine and def. not voyager, lol wth. oh no, red shirt. crap! Pickup Line Scientist
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My name is Joe Tsuong AND I like little kids

My name is Joe Tsuong AND I like little kids Pickup Line Scientist
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Me Without You is like an iPhone with no apps

Me Without You is like an iPhone with no apps Pickup Line Scientist
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I WISH I WAS ADENINE THEN I COULD GET PAIRED WITH U

I WISH I WAS ADENINE THEN I COULD GET PAIRED WITH U Pickup Line Scientist
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You must be a female Cause i wanna fingerbang you

You must be a female Cause i wanna fingerbang you Pickup Line Scientist
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Babe, you've got a great assq It's definitely on my a-list

Babe, you've got a great assq It's definitely on my a-list Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, do you like jokes? Well jokes on you cause you're Bant.

HEY GIRL, do you like jokes? Well jokes on you cause you're Bant. Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey, I noticed you noticing me, noticing you... and just wanted to give you a notice, that I noticed

Hey, I noticed you noticing me, noticing you... and just wanted to give you a notice, that I noticed Pickup Line Scientist
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You are the hydrogen to my oxygen Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes.

You are the hydrogen to my oxygen Lets find another hydrogen and see where this goes. Pickup Line Scientist
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HEY GIRL, DO YOU LIKE WATER? That means you like 80 % of me.

HEY GIRL, DO YOU LIKE WATER? That means you like 80 % of me. Pickup Line Scientist
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