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Pickup Line Scientist

You: Bacteria Me: Cell membrane Let's undergo phagocytosis; I'll eat you up

You: Bacteria Me: Cell membrane Let's undergo phagocytosis; I'll eat you up Pickup Line Scientist
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Let’s get it on, just the 10 of us

Let’s get it on, just the 10 of us Pickup Line Scientist
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Sweatpants boner? im not even trying anymore.

Sweatpants boner? im not even trying anymore. Pickup Line Scientist
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you must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you

you must be the square root of two 'cause i feel irrational around you Pickup Line Scientist
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DID YOUR FATHER HAVE SEX WITH A CARROT? BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES

DID YOUR FATHER HAVE SEX WITH A CARROT? BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey baby, how many bones do you have in your body? Want one more?

Hey baby, how many bones do you have in your body? Want one more? Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish you had 47 chromosomes then you'd be going down on me

I wish you had 47 chromosomes then you'd be going down on me Pickup Line Scientist
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penetration is inevitable I've calculated a 3:1 ratio

penetration is inevitable I've calculated a 3:1 ratio Pickup Line Scientist
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Are you undergoing mitosis? Because you have a nice cleavage furrow

Are you undergoing mitosis? Because you have a nice cleavage furrow Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby you must be Telomerase 'Cause you're elongating a structure in my genes.

Baby you must be Telomerase 'Cause you're elongating a structure in my genes. Pickup Line Scientist
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