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Have you heard what they're calling me nowadays? The sperminator.

Have you heard what they're calling me nowadays? The sperminator. Pickup Line Scientist
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I have an ent in my pocket... and it wishes to go all Balrog on you. your orcish horde will despair for at least 2-24 hit points.

I have an ent in my pocket... and it wishes to go all Balrog on you. your orcish horde will despair for at least 2-24 hit points. Pickup Line Scientist
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What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy! Pickup Line Scientist
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I like your shoes Wanna fuck?

I like your shoes Wanna fuck? Pickup Line Scientist
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Spots old man on campus Knows that he has been checked out by Lauren Ishibashi

Spots old man on campus Knows that he has been checked out by Lauren Ishibashi Pickup Line Scientist
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La realidad marca Que en mi vida

La realidad marca Que en mi vida Pickup Line Scientist
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Girl you must be massive Because I feel an attraction to you

Girl you must be massive Because I feel an attraction to you Pickup Line Scientist
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I think you have an excess of electrons because we just sparked

I think you have an excess of electrons because we just sparked Pickup Line Scientist
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Jaqaw Tonio Missierek? Ax inpaqpqek tnejn

Jaqaw Tonio Missierek? Ax inpaqpqek tnejn Pickup Line Scientist
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I,M TRYING TO ACT COOL BUT MY BLADDER IS WEAK That means you love 80 % of me.

I,M TRYING TO ACT COOL BUT MY BLADDER IS WEAK That means you love 80 % of me. Pickup Line Scientist
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