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are you a physicist? Because you just gave me a hadron

are you a physicist? Because you just gave me a hadron Pickup Line Scientist
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YOU SMELL BAD BUT IM GONNA TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS

YOU SMELL BAD BUT IM GONNA TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS Pickup Line Scientist
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What do you say we go back to my room and do some math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply Pickup Line Scientist
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You're just like telophase I admire your cleavage

You're just like telophase I admire your cleavage Pickup Line Scientist
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told two sophomores where the pool was won't be seeing them for another 12.7 minutes

told two sophomores where the pool was won't be seeing them for another 12.7 minutes Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey girl wanna see my PhD ? My Pretty huge Dick

Hey girl wanna see my PhD ? My Pretty huge Dick Pickup Line Scientist
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Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak

Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak Pickup Line Scientist
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her freakishly small hands make anything look big that's one of the reasons why i love her

her freakishly small hands make anything look big that's one of the reasons why i love her Pickup Line Scientist
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If I were an enzyme... I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes!

If I were an enzyme... I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes! Pickup Line Scientist
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Lets pretend I'm Francium and you're Florine And let me put my valance electron in your shell

Lets pretend I'm Francium and you're Florine And let me put my valance electron in your shell Pickup Line Scientist
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