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Baby I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves

Baby I wish i was your derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves Pickup Line Scientist
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Check out how tough I am... Reported!

Check out how tough I am... Reported! Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey, baby... Mind if I snuggle up to your event horizon?

Hey, baby... Mind if I snuggle up to your event horizon? Pickup Line Scientist
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Got caught masturbating in a theater changed clothes to try again

Got caught masturbating in a theater changed clothes to try again Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I was your o-chem homework because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your o-chem homework because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk Pickup Line Scientist
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With you I can prove Heisenberg wrong being a precise position at a precise speed

With you I can prove Heisenberg wrong being a precise position at a precise speed Pickup Line Scientist
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Let me explain This venn diagram: This circle is me and that circle is you the area where they intersect is the part of me that is also in you

Let me explain This venn diagram: This circle is me and that circle is you the area where they intersect is the part of me that is also in you Pickup Line Scientist
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Why mS.GOSSOO may i say you love lovely today

Why mS.GOSSOO may i say you love lovely today Pickup Line Scientist
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They call me... STudser! Im lucky they're all blind

They call me... STudser! Im lucky they're all blind Pickup Line Scientist
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You like geology? I can show you how to make the "bedrock"

You like geology? I can show you how to make the
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