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you need my floppy disk in your hard drive.

you need my floppy disk in your hard drive. Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I were a derivative... So I could lie tangent to your curves!

I wish I were a derivative... So I could lie tangent to your curves! Pickup Line Scientist
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Would you like to come back to my private residence so we can be private?

Would you like to come back to my private residence so we can be private? Pickup Line Scientist
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if you were an element you'd be LI because i can tell you're looking to bond

if you were an element you'd be LI because i can tell you're looking to bond Pickup Line Scientist
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i understand you like the element of surprise so I'll bang you on the periodic table.

i understand you like the element of surprise so I'll bang you on the periodic table. Pickup Line Scientist
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If there really is an infinite number of universes I'm already murdering you in at least one

If there really is an infinite number of universes I'm already murdering you in at least one Pickup Line Scientist
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hey baby those are nice legs what time do they open

hey baby those are nice legs what time do they open Pickup Line Scientist
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I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk

I wish I was your Differential equation homework because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk Pickup Line Scientist
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Nut up or Shut up

Nut up or Shut up Pickup Line Scientist
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Baby, you turn my Jump Drive into a hard drive

Baby, you turn my Jump Drive into a hard drive Pickup Line Scientist
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