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hey laura. that's a nice blouse you're wearing. god, i wanna motor boat her tits

hey laura. that's a nice blouse you're wearing. god, i wanna motor boat her tits Pickup Line Scientist
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while everybody has lin-sanity i have a case of jen-sanity

while everybody has lin-sanity i have a case of jen-sanity Pickup Line Scientist
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I know I have seen you somewhere before Does your bedroom window face a large tree in your front yard...?

I know I have seen you somewhere before Does your bedroom window face a large tree in your front yard...? Pickup Line Scientist
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You're a resolution that I can simply not negate

You're a resolution that I can simply not negate Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey baby. Wanna have sex? With me?

Hey baby. Wanna have sex? With me? Pickup Line Scientist
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Psst...I'll show you how to make an extra $60 a month. free to join today: sign up at tinyurl.com/twodollarsaday

Psst...I'll show you how to make an extra $60 a month. free to join today: sign up at tinyurl.com/twodollarsaday Pickup Line Scientist
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I can clearly see your parents aren't poor Because at your birth you got showered with gifts

I can clearly see your parents aren't poor Because at your birth you got showered with gifts Pickup Line Scientist
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YOU ME, TUMMYSTICKS.

YOU ME, TUMMYSTICKS. Pickup Line Scientist
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hey can i get some of dat shit? *thinks himself is so grown up* yes, one kids meal please :D

hey can i get some of dat shit? *thinks himself is so grown up* yes, one kids meal please :D Pickup Line Scientist
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Hey baby. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

Hey baby. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you Pickup Line Scientist
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