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Pickup-Line Panda

Do you mind if i call you google? because You've got everything I'm searching for

Do you mind if i call you google? because You've got everything I'm searching for Pickup-Line Panda
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Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail

Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail Pickup-Line Panda
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Girl I am hung like a jury So you know I'll get you off

Girl I am hung like a jury So you know I'll get you off Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from Iraq? CUZ I WANNA SEE YOU BAGHDAD ASS UP

Are you from Iraq? CUZ I WANNA SEE YOU BAGHDAD ASS UP Pickup-Line Panda
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The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.

The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word. Pickup-Line Panda
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I've got a thing for women like you my penis

I've got a thing for women like you my penis Pickup-Line Panda
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You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. Pickup-Line Panda
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On a scale of 1 to 10 Can I get your number?

On a scale of 1 to 10 Can I get your number? Pickup-Line Panda
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As long as I have a face You've got a place to sit.

As long as I have a face You've got a place to sit. Pickup-Line Panda
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Excuse me, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Excuse me, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass? Pickup-Line Panda
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