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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven Because lets have sex

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven Because lets have sex  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you google? Because you have everything i'm looking for

Are you google? Because you have everything i'm looking for  Pickup-Line Panda

What's heavy enough to break the ice? You

What's heavy enough to break the ice? You  Pickup-Line Panda

Are those astronaut pants? I don't give a fuck, just take them off

Are those astronaut pants? I don't give a fuck, just take them off  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue We're having sex, because i'm stronger than you

Roses are red, Violets are blue We're having sex, because i'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass, wanna go out sometime?

What's the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass, wanna go out sometime?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me 
a footlong  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's make like a tree and fuck

Let's make like a tree and fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

I have 206 bones in my body But I have 207 when i'm around you

I have 206 bones in my body But I have 207 when i'm around you  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you eat Luck Charms? 'cus you look magically delicious.

Do you eat Luck Charms? 'cus you look magically delicious.  Pickup-Line Panda
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