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Pickup-Line Panda

Rape is just surprise sex... You like surprises don't you?

Rape is just surprise sex... You like surprises don't you? Pickup-Line Panda
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I hope you like dragons because i'm gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

I hope you like dragons because i'm gonna be dragon my balls across your face tonight. Pickup-Line Panda
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? women Pickup-Line Panda
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You must be Irish Because my penis is Dublin

You must be Irish Because my penis is Dublin Pickup-Line Panda
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You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick Pickup-Line Panda
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Wanna get pizza and fuck? What? You Don't Like Pizza?

Wanna get pizza and fuck? What? You Don't Like Pizza? Pickup-Line Panda
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Says shes starving. Eats rice cake.

Says shes starving. Eats rice cake. Pickup-Line Panda
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If I said you had a hot body..... Would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a hot body..... Would you hold it against me? Pickup-Line Panda
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I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT

I'M NO WEATHERMAN BUT YOU CAN EXPECT MORE THAN A FEW INCHES TONIGHT Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you know what an erection is? Thats Austrailian for beer

Do you know what an erection is? Thats Austrailian for beer Pickup-Line Panda
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