Pickup-Line Panda

Excuse me Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Excuse me   Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?  Pickup-Line Panda

What's huge and has your name on it? MY DICK

What's huge and has your name on it? MY DICK  Pickup-Line Panda

You are a pink Starburst among yellows

You are a pink Starburst among yellows  Pickup-Line Panda

The panda approves !!!!!!

The panda approves !!!!!!  Pickup-Line Panda

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a bullhorn

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a bullhorn  Pickup-Line Panda

girl you have some nice legs what time do they open

girl you have some nice legs  what time do they open  Pickup-Line Panda

I need someone to help me with my insomnia. Keep talking.

I need someone to help me with my insomnia. Keep talking.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red Lemons are sour Spread your legs and feel the power

roses are red 
Lemons are sour Spread your legs and feel the power  Pickup-Line Panda

You Have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You Have pretty small tits for a fat chick  Pickup-Line Panda

Are your legs tired? Because I've been masturbating for seven hours

Are your legs tired? Because I've been masturbating for seven hours  Pickup-Line Panda
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