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Pickup-Line Panda

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause I wanna fuck you.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause I wanna fuck you. Pickup-Line Panda
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I dont always screw up memes But when i do, have sex with me.

I dont always screw up memes But when i do, have sex with me. Pickup-Line Panda
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Is your name Megan? Because I can see 'me' in 'Megan'.

Is your name Megan? Because I can see 'me' in 'Megan'. Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT'S A NASHVILLE ACCENT

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE I SWEAR THAT'S A NASHVILLE ACCENT Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey Babe Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hey Babe Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Pickup-Line Panda
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Oh, you have a boyfriend? Well I have a goldfish. sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter.

Oh, you have a boyfriend? Well I have a goldfish. sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that didn't matter. Pickup-Line Panda
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roses are red violets are blue I like spaghetti, LET'S FUCK!

roses are red violets are blue I like spaghetti, LET'S FUCK! Pickup-Line Panda
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice Pickup-Line Panda
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YOU MUST BE THE ALOO TO MY SAMOSA BECAUSE YOU SPICE UP MY LIFE

YOU MUST BE THE ALOO TO MY SAMOSA BECAUSE YOU SPICE UP MY LIFE Pickup-Line Panda
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