Pickup-Line Panda

Your eyes are beautiful I want to tongue punch your fuck box

Your eyes are beautiful I want to tongue punch your fuck box  Pickup-Line Panda

Shhhh, Be quiet baby.. Let's not turn this rape into a murder

Shhhh, Be quiet baby.. Let's not turn this rape into a murder  Pickup-Line Panda

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Draco, I like your bed Can I Slytherin?

Hey Draco, I like your bed Can I Slytherin?  Pickup-Line Panda

Mists of Pandaria? More like Drunk Pandas

Mists of Pandaria? More like Drunk Pandas   Pickup-Line Panda

My dick just died Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

My dick just died  Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten.

Are you a wrench?? Cause every time I see you my nuts tighten.  Pickup-Line Panda

"Did it hurt?" "What?, when i fell from heaven?" no, no,i mean When your mirror broke

If I jumped on your back Would you beat me off?

If I jumped on your back Would you beat me off?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a muslim? because your body islamin

Are you a muslim? because your body islamin  Pickup-Line Panda
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