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Hey girl, do you need a lighter? Because you're smokin'

Hey girl, do you need a lighter? Because you're smokin'  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you know I have a PhD? Yeah, I have a Pretty Huge Dick.

Did you know I have a PhD? Yeah, I have a Pretty Huge Dick.  Pickup-Line Panda

What winks and makes love like a tiger? *Wink*

What winks and makes love like a tiger? *Wink*  Pickup-Line Panda

Tickle your pussy with a feather? I mean, particularly nice weather

Tickle your pussy with a feather? I mean, particularly nice weather  Pickup-Line Panda

Let me light some candles, play some romantic music... And then bang the shit out of you

Let me light some candles, play some romantic music... And then bang the shit out of you  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES CAN I HAVE A BLOWJOB?

YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES CAN I HAVE A BLOWJOB?  Pickup-Line Panda

what you looking at you havent seen a drunk panda

what you looking at you havent seen a drunk panda  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU LIKE JALAPENOS? CAUSE IN A MINUTE IMMA BE JALAPENO PUSSY

DO YOU LIKE JALAPENOS? CAUSE IN A MINUTE IMMA BE JALAPENO PUSSY  Pickup-Line Panda

guess how much my cousin, polar, over there weighs Enough to break the ice hi my names pick-up line panda

guess how much my cousin, polar, over there weighs Enough to break the ice
hi my names pick-up line panda  Pickup-Line Panda

las rosas son rojas, el cielo es azul apesto en poesia, muestrame los peshoh

las rosas son rojas, el cielo es azul apesto en poesia, muestrame los peshoh  Pickup-Line Panda
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