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Pickup-Line Panda

You can call me rain Because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight

You can call me rain Because I'm going to be getting you wet tonight Pickup-Line Panda
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Can we play lumberjack? We can have sex then I'll chop you into little pieces and stack your parts in a neat pile.

Can we play lumberjack? We can have sex then I'll chop you into little pieces and stack your parts in a neat pile. Pickup-Line Panda
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you. Pickup-Line Panda
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i put the std in stud all i need is u

i put the std in stud all i need is u Pickup-Line Panda
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jeg har en stor pik

jeg har en stor pik Pickup-Line Panda
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GOT CHLAMYDIA? WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

GOT CHLAMYDIA? WOULD YOU LIKE TO? Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT.

ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT. Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you have a mirror in your pants? because I see myself in them

Do you have a mirror in your pants? because I see myself in them Pickup-Line Panda
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Can I touch your belly button... From the inside?

Can I touch your belly button... From the inside? Pickup-Line Panda
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Trust me, I'm a cool cat, lets go back to your place and i'll eat your pussy cat's food to prove it

Trust me, I'm a cool cat, lets go back to your place and i'll eat your pussy cat's food to prove it Pickup-Line Panda
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