Pickup-Line Panda

what do you mean I say stupid shit when im drunk? whatever im kickass

what do you mean I say stupid shit when im drunk? whatever im kickass   Pickup-Line Panda

hey baby, you come here often? well, do you wanna come here tonight?

hey baby, you come here often? well, do you wanna come here tonight?  Pickup-Line Panda

Tell me Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Tell me Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

whoa is that a keg in your pocket?! cause i would tap that ass

whoa is that a keg in your pocket?! cause i would tap that ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Light as a feather I'm Stiff

Light as a feather I'm Stiff  Pickup-Line Panda

SOMEONE HAD BETTER CALL HEAVEN … BOOBIES

SOMEONE HAD BETTER CALL HEAVEN … BOOBIES  Pickup-Line Panda

I ONLY EAT BAMBOO BUT I’LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOUR HOO-HA

I  ONLY EAT BAMBOO BUT I’LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOUR HOO-HA  Pickup-Line Panda

i fucking hate my life because im part nigger

i fucking hate my life  because im part nigger  Pickup-Line Panda

Your so fly You should throw up on your food Caption 3 goes here

Your so fly You should throw up on your food Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda
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