Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe? Or else.....

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy But here's my number, so call me maybe?  Or else.....  Pickup-Line Panda

hey zack u mad ?

hey zack u mad ?  Pickup-Line Panda

We have 50% chance having sex tonight How come ? Caus I want to

We have 50% chance having sex tonight How come ? Caus I want to   Pickup-Line Panda

Is your ass from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it

Is your ass from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin' it  Pickup-Line Panda

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM TENNESSEE?

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM TENNESSEE?   Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, I put the gin in virgin and then my dick

Babe, I put the gin in virgin and then my dick  Pickup-Line Panda

If you'll bite a Skittle in half, I'll bite an M&M in half; we can put them together And have a little S&M.

If you'll bite a Skittle in half, I'll bite an M&M in half; we can put them together And have a little S&M.   Pickup-Line Panda

Hickory Dickory Dock Your mom sat on my cock.

Hickory Dickory Dock Your mom sat on my cock.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm black, white, and asian. Wanna have some interracial?

I'm black, white, and asian. Wanna have some interracial?  Pickup-Line Panda

You ever read Nicholas Sparks? Can I make your panties soaked again?

You ever read Nicholas Sparks? Can I make your panties soaked again?  Pickup-Line Panda
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