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Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like some rasins ? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some rasins ? No? How about a date ? Pickup-Line Panda
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I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken Pickup-Line Panda
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Baby, I'm gonna treat you like my big toe And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Baby, I'm gonna treat you like my big toe And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. Pickup-Line Panda
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Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal?

Would you like to come back to my place to watch cartoons and have cereal? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount

Are you old enough to count? then your old enough to mount Pickup-Line Panda
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I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME

I BET YOU DINNER THAT YOU WON'T GO TO DINNER WITH ME Pickup-Line Panda
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What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour?

What's a nice girl like you cost for half an hour? Pickup-Line Panda
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You must have farted... Cuz you blew me away

You must have farted... Cuz you blew me away Pickup-Line Panda
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If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would "P" on "U"

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would
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YOUR HAND IS SO SMALL AND DELICATE MY DICK WOULD LOOK HUGE IN IT

YOUR HAND IS SO SMALL AND DELICATE MY DICK WOULD LOOK HUGE IN IT Pickup-Line Panda
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