Pickup-Line Panda

25 bux for a blow job?! how 'bout i get a look at your asshole for 10?

25 bux for a blow job?! how 'bout i get a look at your asshole for 10?  Pickup-Line Panda

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou...HOLY CRAP, TITTIES

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou...HOLY CRAP, TITTIES  Pickup-Line Panda

Alcoholic Panda Wants to see your tits

Alcoholic Panda Wants to see your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm like a Rubiks Cube The more you play with me, the harder I get.

I'm like a Rubiks Cube The more you play with me, the harder I get.  Pickup-Line Panda

Care for a shag? No? Well, do you mind lying there while I have one?

Care for a shag? No? Well, do you mind lying
there while I have one?  Pickup-Line Panda

you know how some men compensate small penis size with big fancy cars? let me put it this way-i don't even HAVE a car

you know how some men compensate small penis size with big fancy cars? let me put it this way-i don't even HAVE a car  Pickup-Line Panda

After seeing you This sad panda turned happy

After seeing you This sad panda turned happy  Pickup-Line Panda

You like an Xbox manufactured between 2007 and 2008 the way I could give you red rings

You like an Xbox manufactured between 2007 and 2008 the way I could give you red rings  Pickup-Line Panda

you remind me of my mother so shut up and fuck me

you remind me of my mother so shut up and fuck me  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like fruit? Suck my cock, it's a peach!

Do you like fruit? Suck my cock, it's a peach!  Pickup-Line Panda
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