Pickup-Line Panda

Your parents must be assholes... Cuz you're the shit!

Your parents must be assholes... Cuz you're the shit!  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red Violets are blue What will it take for you to send pics of your boobs?

Roses are red
Violets are blue What will it take for you
to send pics of your boobs?
  Pickup-Line Panda

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat

Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat  Pickup-Line Panda

Hi my name is robin show me your tits

Hi my name is robin show me your tits   Pickup-Line Panda

motherfucker better eat panda cheese OR IM GONNA GET YOU ASS

motherfucker better eat panda cheese OR IM GONNA GET YOU ASS  Pickup-Line Panda

send that bitch a panda bear bitches love panda bears

send that bitch a     panda bear bitches love                panda bears  Pickup-Line Panda

*Looks at girls vagina* Are you going to eat that?

*Looks at girls vagina* Are you going to eat that?  Pickup-Line Panda

Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.

Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.  Pickup-Line Panda

nice shoes wanna fuck

nice shoes wanna fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is doubling in size

Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is doubling in size  Pickup-Line Panda
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