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Did you just fall from heaven? because god damn i want to fuck you

Did you just fall from heaven? because god damn i want to fuck you  Pickup-Line Panda

FUCK U RACISM IM WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN

FUCK U RACISM IM WHITE BLACK AND ASIAN  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you read bass clef? Because tonight we're gonna get low

Do you read bass clef? Because tonight we're gonna get low  Pickup-Line Panda

You have big tits I want to make out with your face

You have big tits I want to make out with your face  Pickup-Line Panda

I gave up being single for lent. Wanna help me out?

I gave up being single for lent. Wanna help me out?  Pickup-Line Panda

That dress is very becoming on you. And if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

That dress is very becoming on you. And if I was on you, I'd be coming too.    Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red, i seem high this poem makes no sense refridgerator

roses are red,
i seem high this poem makes no sense
refridgerator  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm a strong nucleophile. You must be a primary alkyl halide in an aprotic polar solvent... BECAUSE I WANNA ATTACK YOUR BACKSIDE

I'm a strong nucleophile. You must be a primary alkyl halide in an aprotic polar solvent... BECAUSE I WANNA ATTACK YOUR BACKSIDE  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you work at subway Because you just gave me a foot long

Do you work at subway Because you just gave me a foot long  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are gray violets are gray i'm so wasted wanna fuck?

roses are gray
violets are gray i'm so wasted              wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda
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