Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like to dance? Yeah? Then fuck off and dance so I can try fuck your friend!

Do you like to dance? Yeah? Then fuck off and dance so I can try fuck your friend!  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 142 teeth and unleashes the incredible hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and unleashes the incredible hulk? My zipper.  Pickup-Line Panda

Dayum girl, You shit wit dat ass?

Dayum girl, You shit wit dat ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

want to come home with me tonight? "with you? no" The rohypnol i slipped into your drink says otherwise

want to come home with me tonight?

VIERNES DE FARRA SABADO DE RESACA

VIERNES DE FARRA SABADO DE RESACA  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU A LUMBERJACK? BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME WOOD

ARE YOU A LUMBERJACK? BECAUSE YOU'RE GIVING ME WOOD  Pickup-Line Panda

Shall we look at some paradoxical architecture?

Shall we look at some paradoxical architecture?   Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!

Wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!  Pickup-Line Panda

I am thomas I am humping this log right now

I am thomas I am humping this log right now  Pickup-Line Panda

GOT PET INSURANCE CAUSE IM ABOUT TO POUND YOUR PUSSY

GOT PET INSURANCE CAUSE IM ABOUT TO POUND YOUR PUSSY  Pickup-Line Panda
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