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Pickup-Line Panda

"Hey mija, a que hora sales por el pan ?" "que corriente" no, creo que no me escuchaste bien, yo dije.. "que si has visto a mi carnal ?"
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My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear... No? It must be 30 minutes fast...

My magic watch says you're not wearing any underwear... No? It must be 30 minutes fast... Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey Guys! Lets have a quiet movie night tonight! Gets trashed in the 300s

Hey Guys! Lets have a quiet movie night tonight! Gets trashed in the 300s Pickup-Line Panda
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hey girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

hey girl, how do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized? Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm just a panda bear, sexy little panda bear And I'll dance for you, if you give me a quarter.

I'm just a panda bear, sexy little panda bear And I'll dance for you, if you give me a quarter. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm like the titanic 200 ladies went down on that vessel too

I'm like the titanic 200 ladies went down on that vessel too Pickup-Line Panda
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you're into fitness? well how about fitness dick in your mouth?

you're into fitness? well how about fitness dick in your mouth? Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you come here often? because i wanna cum in you often

Do you come here often? because i wanna cum in you often Pickup-Line Panda
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are you from tennessee? cause i wanna have sex with you

are you from tennessee? cause i wanna have sex with you Pickup-Line Panda
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sexual harassment panda!

sexual harassment panda! Pickup-Line Panda
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