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Pickup-Line Panda

I hope you like dragons Because tonight I'll be dragon my balls across your face

I hope you like dragons Because tonight I'll be dragon my balls across your face Pickup-Line Panda
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my dick is 1 inch FROM THE GROUND

my dick is 1 inch FROM THE GROUND Pickup-Line Panda
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are you jamaican? because you jamaican me crazy

are you jamaican? because you jamaican me crazy Pickup-Line Panda
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My name's Chad I just wanted you to know who your dreaming of later tonight

My name's Chad I just wanted you to know who your dreaming of later tonight Pickup-Line Panda
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"Tickle your ass with a feather?" "say what?!?" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "particularly nice weather"
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please... I'll be your best friend!

please... I'll be your best friend! Pickup-Line Panda
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Baby, you got a vagina only my dick would love

Baby, you got a vagina only my dick would love Pickup-Line Panda
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roses are red violets are blue My dick is huge and your tits are too

roses are red violets are blue My dick is huge and your tits are too Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a squirrel Because I'd let you bust my nut

Are you a squirrel Because I'd let you bust my nut Pickup-Line Panda
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YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD? THAT'S OK. I DON'T MIND A LITTLE KETCHUP ON MY HOTDOG AS LONG AS THE BUN IS TIGHT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX BECAUSE YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD? THAT'S OK. I DON'T MIND A LITTLE KETCHUP ON MY HOTDOG AS LONG AS THE BUN IS TIGHT. Pickup-Line Panda
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