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Pickup-Line Panda

You know how I know we're having sex tonight? I'm stronger than you

You know how I know we're having sex tonight? I'm stronger than you Pickup-Line Panda
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You say you can't date a panda because I look too different? Well let me help you look like a panda! Let's start with your eyes!

You say you can't date a panda because I look too different? Well let me help you look like a panda! Let's start with your eyes! Pickup-Line Panda
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You're a smart cookie. Can I eat you?

You're a smart cookie. Can I eat you? Pickup-Line Panda
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Baby, I put the S-T-D in STUD All I need is U

Baby, I put the S-T-D in STUD All I need is U Pickup-Line Panda
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Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I want to fuck you.

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I want to fuck you. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken Pickup-Line Panda
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YOUR NOT FAT BABY, THAT'S JUST MUSCLE GONE BAAAAAD

YOUR NOT FAT BABY, THAT'S JUST MUSCLE GONE BAAAAAD Pickup-Line Panda
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I hope you turn out to be like my big toe Cuz I bang my big toe on every piece of furniture in my house

I hope you turn out to be like my big toe Cuz I bang my big toe on every piece of furniture in my house Pickup-Line Panda
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when this bottle breaks it becomes a dildo

when this bottle breaks it becomes a dildo Pickup-Line Panda
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Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up Pickup-Line Panda
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