Pickup-Line Panda

did you see the dark knight rises? i like batman.

did you see the dark knight rises? i like batman.  Pickup-Line Panda

come at me bro

 come at me bro  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey I'm color blind, And shit at rhyming

Roses are Grey,
Violets are Grey I'm color blind,
And shit at rhyming  Pickup-Line Panda

Vodka and Lime Because you can't take rohypnol well without something to wash it down with

Vodka and Lime Because you can't take rohypnol well without something to wash it down with  Pickup-Line Panda

I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum and eat pussy And I'm all out of bubblegum

I came here to do two things: chew bubblegum and eat pussy And I'm all out of bubblegum  Pickup-Line Panda

How heavy was the polar bear? enough to break the ice

How heavy was the polar bear? enough to break the ice  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does this panda bear weigh? Enough for you to be on top

How much does this panda bear weigh? Enough for you to be on top  Pickup-Line Panda

So, tell me. You like guys with big dicks? You don't? Then you should meet my friend Jeff.

So, tell me.
You like guys with big dicks? You don't? Then you should meet
my friend Jeff.  Pickup-Line Panda

here i am what are your other two wishes?

here i am what are your other two wishes?  Pickup-Line Panda

Ladies, I'd never automatically assume you're assholes BUT I'D LIKE TO MANUALLY ASSUME YOUR ASSHOLES

Ladies, I'd never automatically assume you're assholes BUT I'D LIKE TO MANUALLY ASSUME YOUR ASSHOLES  Pickup-Line Panda
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