Pickup-Line Panda

DID YOU HAVE LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST? 'CAUSE YOU LOOK MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

DID YOU HAVE LUCKY CHARMS FOR BREAKFAST? 'CAUSE YOU LOOK MAGICALLY DELICIOUS  Pickup-Line Panda

My couch pulls out But I don't

My couch pulls out But I don't  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? 'cause have sex with me

Did you fall from heaven?  'cause have sex with me   Pickup-Line Panda

"Tickle my pussy with a feather"? I said "Particularly nice weather" What?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants  Pickup-Line Panda

IF WOMEN WERE BOOGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

IF WOMEN WERE BOOGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a field? Because I want to plow you

Are you a field? Because I want to plow you  Pickup-Line Panda

hey Kayla Davis wanna fuck?

hey Kayla Davis wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? CUZ YOUR FACE IS PRETTY FUCKED UP

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? CUZ YOUR FACE IS PRETTY FUCKED UP  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's not turn this rape into a murder

Let's not turn this rape into a murder  Pickup-Line Panda
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