Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna Fuck -ing Pepsi?

Wanna Fuck -ing Pepsi?  Pickup-Line Panda

I have a condom that expires tomorrow why let it go to waste?

I have a condom that expires tomorrow why let it go to waste?  Pickup-Line Panda

This stump and my penis ... Have nothing in common.

This stump and my penis ... Have nothing in common.  Pickup-Line Panda

i hope you're into bestiality because I'm an animal in bed!

i hope you're into bestiality because I'm an animal in bed!  Pickup-Line Panda

You have a bf? I'll have a bj Thanx

You have a bf? I'll have a bj Thanx  Pickup-Line Panda

COME HERE OFTEN? ME TOO. TWICE IN THE LAST HOUR.

COME HERE OFTEN? ME TOO. TWICE IN THE LAST HOUR.  Pickup-Line Panda

If i flip a coin... What are my chances of getting head?

If i flip a coin... What are my chances of getting head?  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were a laser you would be set on STUNNING

If you were a laser you would be set on STUNNING 
  Pickup-Line Panda

Come on baby just pretend I'm your plushie Caption 3 goes here

Come on baby just pretend I'm your plushie Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

Whats the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my fist up your ass.

Whats the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't jelly my fist up your ass.  Pickup-Line Panda
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