Pickup-Line Panda

Meatless Monday? I have some meat in my room. It's a penis.

Meatless Monday? I have some meat in my room.                           It's a penis.  Pickup-Line Panda

HOW ABOUT WE PLAY ARMY? I'LL LAY DOWN, YOU BLOW THE HECK OUT OF ME

HOW ABOUT WE PLAY ARMY? I'LL LAY DOWN, YOU BLOW THE HECK OUT OF ME  Pickup-Line Panda

Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special

Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you sure are special  Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK IS 10 INCHES LET ME FUCK YOUR PUSSY

MY DICK IS 10 INCHES  LET ME FUCK YOUR PUSSY  Pickup-Line Panda

Ay yo girl, Wanna play stump at Blues & Shoes?

Ay yo girl, Wanna play stump at Blues & Shoes?  Pickup-Line Panda

Akward: Being Drunk With Only Family

Akward: Being Drunk With Only Family   Pickup-Line Panda

Not being in you... Makes me a sad panda

Not being in you... Makes me a sad panda  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a cleft lip? Because you're palatable

Do you have a cleft lip? Because you're palatable  Pickup-Line Panda

ayo baby i aint no pervert, i just wana see that smile

ayo baby i aint no pervert, i just wana see that smile  Pickup-Line Panda

yeah... my species is endangered wanna change that?

yeah... my species is endangered wanna change that?  Pickup-Line Panda
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