Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got Fine all over you

Are you a parking ticket?  Cuz you got Fine all over you  Pickup-Line Panda

You must be from ireland Cuz when I look at you my penis is Dublin

You must be from ireland Cuz when I look at you my penis is Dublin   Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice  Pickup-Line Panda

See this stump? Same girth.

See this stump? Same girth.  Pickup-Line Panda

What's Black and white and awesome all over? Me

What's Black and white and awesome all over? Me  Pickup-Line Panda

BOB SEGER!?!!?

BOB SEGER!?!!?  Pickup-Line Panda

HI I AM IAN AND YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING STARFISH

HI I AM IAN AND YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING STARFISH  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper  Pickup-Line Panda

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU HAVE PET INSURANCE BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SMASH YOUR PUSSY

DO YOU HAVE PET INSURANCE BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO SMASH YOUR PUSSY  Pickup-Line Panda
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