Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?

Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?  Pickup-Line Panda

I Hope You Have Good Insurance Because You Just Made A Huge Bump In My Pants

I Hope You Have Good Insurance Because You Just Made A Huge Bump In My Pants  Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?  Pickup-Line Panda

Easter is coming Will you let me paint your eggs?

Easter is coming Will you let me paint your eggs?  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice.  Pickup-Line Panda

My favorite planet is URANUS

My favorite planet is URANUS   Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz that would explain the wheelchair

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz that would explain the wheelchair  Pickup-Line Panda

Want to get a pizza then fuck? What you don't like pizza?

Want to get a pizza then fuck? What you don't like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were an animal, you'd be a bear So you could bear my children

If you were an animal, you'd be a bear So you could bear my children  Pickup-Line Panda

You remind me of someone that I always wanted to fuck

You remind me of someone that I always wanted to fuck  Pickup-Line Panda
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