Pickup-Line Panda

Have you met me yet? I'm tomorrow's mistake

Have you met me yet? I'm tomorrow's mistake  Pickup-Line Panda

I beg your pardon M'Lady, but I seem to have difficulty avoiding the beautiful entity of DAT ASS

I beg your pardon M'Lady, but I seem to have difficulty avoiding the beautiful entity of DAT ASS  Pickup-Line Panda

baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you are raising my cock

baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you are raising my cock  Pickup-Line Panda

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.   Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, nice shoes. what i mean by that is, "Do you want to have meaningless sex?"

Hey, nice shoes. what i mean by that is,

roses are red violets are blue lets fuck

roses are red violets are blue lets fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you  Pickup-Line Panda

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OFF THAT CHAIR BECAUSE SUCK MY DICK

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OFF THAT CHAIR BECAUSE SUCK MY DICK  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm not a gynecologist But I don't mind having a look.

I'm not a gynecologist But I don't mind having a look.  Pickup-Line Panda

god may have made me black and white but at lest he made it black where it counts

god may have made me black and white  but at lest he made it black where it counts   Pickup-Line Panda
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