Pickup-Line Panda

Look at ME I really don't wanna be saved

Look at ME  I really don't wanna be saved  Pickup-Line Panda

i own this bottle.. ..like paul should own an ireland mic hoodie.

i own this bottle.. ..like paul should own an ireland mic hoodie.  Pickup-Line Panda

my love for you is like diarrhea i just can't hold it in.

my love for you is like diarrhea i just can't hold it in.  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your last name campbell? Because you look mmm-mmm good

Is your last name campbell? Because you look mmm-mmm good  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? my zipper  Pickup-Line Panda

do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong

do you work at subway? cuz you just gave me a footlong  Pickup-Line Panda

I have a six in tongue and I can breathe through my ears

I have a six in tongue and I can breathe through my ears  Pickup-Line Panda

I see you're having General Tsao's Chicken for dinner How about some General Panda's Cockmeat for dessert?

I see you're having General Tsao's Chicken for dinner How about some General Panda's Cockmeat for dessert?  Pickup-Line Panda

Need a drink? Let me give you a stiff one

Need a drink? Let me give you a stiff one  Pickup-Line Panda

If I call you mommy, will you take me home with you?

If I call you mommy, will you take me home with you?  Pickup-Line Panda
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