Pickup-Line Panda

Hey sexy giiiiirrrllfriend!

Hey sexy  giiiiirrrllfriend!  Pickup-Line Panda

I heard you like romantic dinners for two So how would you like to go back to my place, light some candles and 69

I heard you like romantic dinners for two So how would you like to go back to my place, light some candles and 69  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, nice shoes. wanna fuck?

Hey, nice shoes.  wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

You make me so hot inside when it's so cold outside That I feel the static in my pants

You make me so hot inside when it's so cold outside That I feel the static in my pants  Pickup-Line Panda

you rev my heart like a douchebag at a red light

you rev my heart like a douchebag at a red light  Pickup-Line Panda

What you lookin' at? Ain't you seen a shit-faced panda before?

What you lookin' at? Ain't you seen a shit-faced panda before?  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Have you ever tried anal

Hey Have you ever tried anal  Pickup-Line Panda

Te caíste del cielo? Es que me urge cogerte

Te caíste del cielo? Es que me urge cogerte  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like your eggs over easy, Or fertilized

Do you like your eggs over easy, Or fertilized   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you play hockey 'Cause You Just Gave Me a High Stick

Do you play hockey 'Cause You Just Gave Me a High Stick  Pickup-Line Panda
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