Pickup-Line Panda

Travis Recce and I are COOL! We both <3 beer!

Travis Recce and I are COOL! We both <3 beer!  Pickup-Line Panda

direct orders from c/maj witte i'm gettin tanked this weekend

direct orders from c/maj witte i'm gettin tanked this weekend  Pickup-Line Panda

Can I call you the Matrix? Because i want to enter you

Can I call you the Matrix? Because i want to enter you  Pickup-Line Panda

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?   Pickup-Line Panda

baby you and me aint nothing but mammals where did I park my car?

baby you and me aint nothing but mammals where did I park my car?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a little bit of panda inside you? no? Would u like to?

Do you have a little bit of panda inside you? no? Would u like to?  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your dad a baker? Because you smell like bread

Is your dad a baker? Because you smell like bread  Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, you must be part of the 99% because you've been "occupying my mind" all night long

Babe, you must be part of the 99% because you've been

Mmmmm girlllll You menstruate with that vagina?

Mmmmm girlllll You menstruate with that vagina?  Pickup-Line Panda

I may be drunk But you're still ugly

I may be drunk But you're still ugly  Pickup-Line Panda
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