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Pickup-Line Panda

If i said you had a beautiful body would you have sex with me?

If i said you had a beautiful body would you have sex with me? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a grocery store because I'd like to purchase your melons

Are you a grocery store because I'd like to purchase your melons Pickup-Line Panda
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NICE SOCKS! Want to fuck?

NICE SOCKS! Want to fuck? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from Tennesse? Because you're the only ten I see. Bitch.

Are you from Tennesse? Because you're the only ten I see. Bitch. Pickup-Line Panda
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my penis is stuck in this tree stump can you help me jerk it out

my penis is stuck in this tree stump can you help me jerk it out Pickup-Line Panda
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Good job Zephyr That was oddly specific.

Good job Zephyr That was oddly specific. Pickup-Line Panda
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It's ok I like crabs.

It's ok I like crabs. Pickup-Line Panda
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Is their any weight on this bar, cause this doesn't feel like it's working out.... Let's break up.....

Is their any weight on this bar, cause this doesn't feel like it's working out.... Let's break up..... Pickup-Line Panda
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You look beautiful in that red dress, your eyes just sparkle and your hair is shining like the sun... suck my cock bitch

You look beautiful in that red dress, your eyes just sparkle and your hair is shining like the sun... suck my cock bitch Pickup-Line Panda
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Does this smell like cloroform to you?

Does this smell like cloroform to you? Pickup-Line Panda
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