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Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar weigh? enough to give me an erection

How much does a polar weigh? enough to give me an erection Pickup-Line Panda
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Wanna play the rape game? No!?! That's the spirit!

Wanna play the rape game? No!?! That's the spirit! Pickup-Line Panda
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Tonight we're gonna make love, you wanna know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night we usually make love.

Tonight we're gonna make love, you wanna know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night we usually make love. Pickup-Line Panda
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reg? yeeea

reg? yeeea Pickup-Line Panda
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If you were math problem I’d get a lot of asian friends

If you were math problem I’d get a lot of asian friends Pickup-Line Panda
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my father was a kodiak my mother was a whore

my father was a kodiak my mother was a whore Pickup-Line Panda
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I'VE SHIT MY PANTS, CAN I GET IN YOURS?

I'VE SHIT MY PANTS, CAN I GET IN YOURS? Pickup-Line Panda
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Asinine? Nah girl, dat ass a ten.

Asinine? Nah girl, dat ass a ten. Pickup-Line Panda
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No grass on the field? then flip them over and play in the mud

No grass on the field? then flip them over and play in the mud Pickup-Line Panda
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How's about you come sit on my lap We can talk about the first thing that pops up

How's about you come sit on my lap We can talk about the first thing that pops up Pickup-Line Panda
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