Pickup-Line Panda

Hey. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Hey. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

Blueberries or Rasberries? Because I need to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning

Blueberries or Rasberries? Because I need to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning  Pickup-Line Panda

Excuse me, my dick just died Can I bury it in your ass?

Excuse me, my dick just died Can I bury it in your ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?  Pickup-Line Panda

are you on sativa cuz you been up all night

 are you on sativa cuz you been up all night   Pickup-Line Panda

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.  Pickup-Line Panda

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u  Pickup-Line Panda

your shirt's ugly take it off

your shirt's ugly take it off  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a whale Because I like your blow hole

Are you a whale Because I like your blow hole  Pickup-Line Panda

How about a pizza and a fuck? No? Don't like pizza?

How about a pizza and a fuck? No?  Don't like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda
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