Pickup-Line Panda

Do you give blowjobs to strangers? Well let me introduce myself

Do you give blowjobs to strangers? Well let me introduce myself  Pickup-Line Panda

how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck

how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a bean? 'Cause I would stalk you.

Are you a bean? 'Cause I would stalk you.   Pickup-Line Panda

So want to come to my place make sex and eat pizza? why? you dont like pizza?

So want to come to my place make sex and eat pizza? why? you dont like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

I find you cute can you eat my ass

I find you cute can you eat my ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, Angel, did you just fall from heaven? Well fuck off back because your ugly as shit!

Hey, Angel, did you just fall from heaven? Well fuck off back because your ugly as shit!  Pickup-Line Panda

I don't always use lame pick-up lines, but when I do, I go home alone.

I don't always use
lame pick-up lines, but when I do,
I go home alone.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby you're looking unwell I think you need some vitamin ME

Hey baby you're looking unwell I think you need some vitamin ME  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you my new scout master? Cuz you just made me pitch a tent

Are you my new scout master? Cuz you just made me pitch a tent  Pickup-Line Panda

My magic watch says that we're having sex right now oh, it must be 10 minutes early!

My magic watch says that we're having sex right now oh, it must be 10 minutes early!  Pickup-Line Panda
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