Pickup-Line Panda

Baby, I'm like a rubix cube The more you play with me the harder I get

Baby, I'm like a rubix cube The more you play with me the harder I get  Pickup-Line Panda

Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Quite frankly my dear,  I don't give a damn  Pickup-Line Panda

How's your summer? Good? Lets fuck.

How's your summer? Good? Lets fuck.  Pickup-Line Panda

Kiss your mother with that mouth? 3 way

Kiss your mother with that mouth? 3 way  Pickup-Line Panda

If i could rearrange the alphabet show me your tits

If i could rearrange the alphabet show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

You should call an ambulance because I am going to tear up your vagina

You should call an ambulance because I am going to tear up your vagina  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Don't give no fucks why are you not naked.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Don't give no fucks why are you not naked.  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's make a baby "with you? no" no, no, I don't think you heard me I said "you look fat in those pants"

Let's make a baby

Hey girl, hope your birthday rocks As a present I got you my dick in a box

Hey girl, hope your birthday rocks As a present I got you my dick in a box  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myslef in them.

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myslef in them.  Pickup-Line Panda
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