Pickup-Line Panda

Is your mom a fighter pilot Because when she had you she dropped a bomb

Is your mom a fighter pilot Because when she had you she dropped a bomb  Pickup-Line Panda

I hope you have pet insurance because I’m going to destroy that pussy

I hope you have pet insurance because I’m going to destroy that pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

You've attracted The most attractive person around

You've attracted The most attractive person around  Pickup-Line Panda

You've never had duck sausage? Duck down here and get you a taste.

You've never had duck sausage? Duck down here and get you a taste.  Pickup-Line Panda

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm no kid, But I would totally be Casey Anthony's baby.

I'm no kid,  But I would totally be Casey Anthony's baby.  Pickup-Line Panda

If you think your computer going down on you alot just wait and see what I will do...

If you think your computer going down on you alot just wait and see what I will do...
  Pickup-Line Panda

so how does eucalyptus sound? oh i mean bamboo, of course im a panda...

so how does eucalyptus sound?  oh i mean bamboo, of course im a panda...  Pickup-Line Panda

I need to be blown.

I need to be blown.  Pickup-Line Panda

sei un angelo caduto dal cielo di faccia

sei un angelo caduto dal cielo di faccia  Pickup-Line Panda
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