Pickup-Line Panda

Was your dad a baker? Because I'd suck two farts outta dat ass

Was your dad a baker? Because I'd suck two farts outta dat ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Let's finish this drink and go to the fitness center

Let's finish this drink and go to the fitness center  Pickup-Line Panda

Nein, bitte kein Flunkyball mehr... ICH BRAUCH JETZT GEWALT!

Nein, bitte kein Flunkyball mehr... ICH BRAUCH JETZT GEWALT!  Pickup-Line Panda

perdona tienes un mapa? porque quiero meterme en tus brrragas

perdona tienes un mapa? porque quiero meterme en tus brrragas  Pickup-Line Panda

You remind me of my favorite snack Your body is BAM and you're my boo.

You remind me of my favorite snack Your body is BAM and you're my boo.  Pickup-Line Panda

If I said your shirt was ugly... ...could I talk you out of it?

If I said your shirt was ugly... ...could I talk you out of it?  Pickup-Line Panda

This Might Be A Weird Question But You Look Like A Fucker

This Might Be A Weird Question But You Look Like A Fucker  Pickup-Line Panda

Ay gurl, I don't watch much Harry Potter But I would love to Slytherin to bed with you

Ay gurl, I don't watch much Harry Potter But I would love to Slytherin to bed with you  Pickup-Line Panda

my penis is stuck in this tree can you help me jerk it out

my penis is stuck in this tree can you help me jerk it out  Pickup-Line Panda

I THINK YOU PEED.. CUZ IT JUST GOT WARMER IN HERE

I THINK YOU PEED.. CUZ IT JUST GOT
WARMER IN HERE  Pickup-Line Panda
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