Pickup-Line Panda

My love for you is like diarhea... I can't hold it in

My love for you is like diarhea... I can't hold it in  Pickup-Line Panda

hey babe I just shit my pants Can i get into yours?

hey babe
I just shit my pants Can i get into yours?  Pickup-Line Panda

There must be a spa for donkeys around here. Because I've never seen an ass look so fine!

There must be a spa for donkeys around here. Because I've never seen an ass look so fine!  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were a Xin I'd bang you on my coffee table

If you were a Xin I'd bang you on my coffee table  Pickup-Line Panda

you pretty shove dick down her throat

you pretty shove dick down her throat  Pickup-Line Panda

You know what they say about guys with big feet? They have sex with me.

You know what they say about guys with big feet? They have sex with me.  Pickup-Line Panda

Do You Play Hockey 'Cause You Just Gave Me a High Stick

Do You Play Hockey 'Cause You Just Gave Me a High Stick  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you do Karate? Because I'd fuck the shit out of you

Do you do Karate? Because I'd fuck the shit out of you  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm a panda and i love BAMBOobs

I'm a panda and i love BAMBOobs  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I want to fuck you doggystyle.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I want to fuck you doggystyle.  Pickup-Line Panda
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