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Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHINESE IN YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY CHINESE IN YOU? WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? Pickup-Line Panda
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That's not a tree stump. That's my dick.

That's not a tree stump. That's my dick. Pickup-Line Panda
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Roses are red, Violets are blue Suck my dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Suck my dick. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'll give you a nickel If you tickle my pickle

I'll give you a nickel If you tickle my pickle Pickup-Line Panda
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Not as much as my dick.... Pickup-Line Panda
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You're hot Let's fuck

You're hot Let's fuck Pickup-Line Panda
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Have you ever had a parrot? Because you look like you might enjoy a cockatoo

Have you ever had a parrot? Because you look like you might enjoy a cockatoo Pickup-Line Panda
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I may not have a Lamborghini But you can ride my Lambo-wienie.

I may not have a Lamborghini But you can ride my Lambo-wienie. Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you Superwoman? Because when you squeeze my penis, it gets harder than diamond.

Are you Superwoman? Because when you squeeze my penis, it gets harder than diamond. Pickup-Line Panda
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I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears

I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears Pickup-Line Panda
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