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Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a warm cantalope? Because I want to fuck you.

Are you a warm cantalope? Because I want to fuck you. Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you have a band-aid? Because I want my dick in your vagina.

Do you have a band-aid? Because I want my dick in your vagina. Pickup-Line Panda
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz your face is busted.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz your face is busted. Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection.

Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection. Pickup-Line Panda
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Roses are red, violets are blue My van is soundproof and I have a gun

Roses are red, violets are blue My van is soundproof and I have a gun Pickup-Line Panda
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Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u

Babe, I put the STD in Stud All I need is u Pickup-Line Panda
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!

All this could be yours for one low, low price! Pickup-Line Panda
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That jacket is very becoming on you Of course if I was on you, I'd be coming on you too.

That jacket is very becoming on you Of course if I was on you, I'd be coming on you too. Pickup-Line Panda
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Stare into the solar panel on my calculator because your eyes are radiating sunlight.

Stare into the solar panel on my calculator because your eyes are radiating sunlight. Pickup-Line Panda
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