Pickup-Line Panda

do you no who is short? MICHAEL EPPY

do you no who is short? MICHAEL EPPY  Pickup-Line Panda

Is yo' MOMMa a baker? 'cause you got that cake

Is yo' MOMMa a baker? 'cause you got that cake  Pickup-Line Panda

I love Chinese Democracy 'Cause the girls love a good "erection"

I love Chinese Democracy 'Cause the girls love a good

Excuse me miss, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you??

Excuse me miss, but does this napkin smell like chloroform to you??  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you know karate? Because I'm going to rape you.

Do you know karate? Because I'm going to rape you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Baby!!! I got a panda bear in my basement wanna come over

Hey Baby!!! I got a panda bear in my basement wanna come over   Pickup-Line Panda

That's a nice dress.. Wanna fuck?

That's a nice dress.. Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

You're so attractive, if we were in class you would be have sent out for being a distraction

You're so attractive, if we were in class you would be have sent out for being a distraction  Pickup-Line Panda

gluten free

gluten free  Pickup-Line Panda

I see you're eating alphabet soup wanna choke on the D?

I see you're eating alphabet soup wanna choke on the D?  Pickup-Line Panda
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